Monday, March 21, 2011

Evil Publishing Mogul Attempting Hostile Takeover of Ink Puddle

Harrison Spate - evil publishing mogul, rival comix creator, and former colleague of yours truly - has been trying to divert time, energy, and resources away from The Ink Puddle Art Blog.  At the moment, his true motives for this unprecedented maneuver remain veiled in secrecy.
Spate with jezebels
Primarily known for his failed publication Cat Cult, Spate made it a point to be seen with the most famous and infamous of personages imaginable.
Spate with disgraced politician Tom Delay
Once being quoted as saying "Gatsby ain't got shit on me!", Spate established his playboy cred by throwing lavish parties on his compound.
Spate with harlots
Spate couldn't help but cheat, steal, and cheat his way to the top of whatever game he was playing.
Spate with Abramoff
It didn't matter who he had to step over, even his own country.
Spate with Osama
It is true that in the present economy, The Ink Puddle Art Blog has been looking for strategic partners in the publishing and graphic arts industries, but this is not something we were looking for at all.  I will keep you updated as to how this whole Harrison Spate thing develops.  For now, on behalf of everyone here working on The Ink Puddle Art Blog, we thank you for your continued support.

2 comments:

  1. Ink Puddle and Harrison Spate? I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

    I was a fan of Cat Cult, until Spate decided to throw it all away. Hope this doesn't spell the end of Ink Puddle!

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  2. You should be pleased. Apparently Pat never throws anything away. Cat Cult will be preserved forever.

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