Day in the Life (Art Store Encounter)

I know these drawings/comics aren't detailed works of art, but you have to understand that it is a moral victory for myself over myself that I have made two short comics in 2 nights.  Victory!  It gives me hope that I am not as lazy as I think.  This is another piece of autobiography.  This is a close approximation of something that happened to me today at Dick Blick in Philly.

Questions:  1) You seem to feature yourself in your comics a lot.  Are you a vain man?  No. 2) You showed yourself picking your nose in yesterday's comic and today you are on the toilet.  Why are you showing these odd images of yourself?  We all die, we all shit, we all pick our noses.  Why not show a piece of humanity that links all of us together?  And the fact of the matter is: I do have an LL Bean catalog in my bathroom and I do glance through it whilst doing that which I do do whilst there. 3) Is that really what the young lady's tattoo looks like?  No.  I do not have a photographic memory, so I had to improvise.